








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 235 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 211 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2639 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,845 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2426 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2931 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3630 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2858 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $788,364 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 165hzgamer | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | syner | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | zyteccc | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | E巨V人L | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | EVL | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 165hzgamer | 762 | 0.13 | 23 min |
| #2 | syner | 284 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | zyteccc | 264 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | E巨V人L | 152 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | EVL | 130 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Notssor | +3.74 | 75 | 59 |
| #2 | syner | +2.07 | 63 | 61 |
| #3 | E巨V人L | +1.53 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | Papa Rone | +1.00 | 79 | 68 |
| #5 | EVL | +0.73 | 67 | 65 |





