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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
446 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 445 | 30% |
| Smokes | 313 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 353 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 380 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $168,219 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [OPE] Antim8_23 | 50% | 10 |
| #2 | Red Mist | 45% | 22 |
| #3 | Light™ | 43% | 28 |
| #4 | Yannis | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | [Unex] -NLT | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Kl3nowi7sch | 33% | 3 |
| #7 | Herke | 30% | 10 |
| #8 | DOKUDENNIS | 25% | 4 |
| #9 | Stony Mahony ♿ | 25% | 4 |
| #10 | wacH7L | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Red Mist | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Herke | 2 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | Light™ | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Light™ | 131 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #2 | [Unex] -NLT | 77 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | wacH7L | 48 | 0.36 | 1 min |
| #4 | Herke | 41 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | Red Mist | 29 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stony Mahony ♿ | +3.69 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | Light™ | +1.30 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | wacH7L | +1.20 | 75 | 81 |
| #4 | Herke | +1.20 | 82 | 69 |
| #5 | Red Mist | +0.94 | 92 | 55 |





