








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 386 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3334 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,516 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3365 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2432 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3157 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1562 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,466,875 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DannyTheReal | 64% | 50 |
| #2 | senZa | 64% | 33 |
| #3 | InYourFace8 | 56% | 52 |
| #4 | housearzt | 55% | 180 |
| #5 | Ackermann | 48% | 165 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | InYourFace8 | 56% | 52 |
| #4 | housearzt | 55% | 180 |
| #5 | Ackermann | 48% | 165 |
| #6 | xXDerLöffelXx | 47% | 51 |
| #7 | Miggel | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | housearzt | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | xXDerLöffelXx | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | InYourFace8 | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | senZa | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Ackermann | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ackermann | 249 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | InYourFace8 | 120 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | DannyTheReal | 96 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | xXDerLöffelXx | 92 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | housearzt | 52 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | senZa | +2.22 | 51 | 55 |
| #2 | final186 | +1.82 | 82 | 64 |
| #3 | InYourFace8 | +0.64 | 33 | 64 |
| #4 | DannyTheReal | +0.04 | 40 | 51 |
| #5 | housearzt | +0.02 | 58 | 34 |





