








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 652 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 314 matches | ||
| Faceit | 270 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4229 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,027 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 216 | 5% |
| Smokes | 1015 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1525 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1271 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $698,624 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petit Poussin Blanc | 65% | 78 |
| #2 | 🇫🇷 ThibSan3 🇫🇷 | 60% | 130 |
| #3 | LEIIKO | 57% | 35 |
| #4 | pj | 57% | 91 |
| #5 | Poisson*Clown | 55% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | P!nK.°.°.PanZZer | 52% | 44 |
| #12 | PercevalZ | 50% | 107 |
| #13 | Rubeus Hagrid | 48% | 75 |
| #14 | Jon | 47% | 47 |
| #15 | Mehdz | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sust4iN | 16 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Le__mad | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | 🇫🇷 ThibSan3 🇫🇷 | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Poisson*Clown | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Ameo | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sust4iN | 986 | 0.11 | 25 min |
| #2 | Poisson*Clown | 332 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | Le__mad | 316 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | 🇫🇷 ThibSan3 🇫🇷 | 204 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | PercevalZ | 196 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petit Poussin Blanc | +7.08 | 80 | 55 |
| #2 | LEIIKO | +4.67 | 84 | 66 |
| #3 | Ameo | +1.79 | 44 | 54 |
| #4 | P!nK.°.°.PanZZer | +1.19 | 27 | 56 |
| #5 | Le__mad | +0.93 | 66 | 55 |





