








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 519 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 393 matches | ||
| Faceit | 230 matches | ||
| Wingman | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4448 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,311 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8946 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7835 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7326 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6204 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,492,083 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Machinegun Negev&Autonoob Master | 55% | 130 |
| #2 | sust4iN | 53% | 188 |
| #3 | PercevalZ | 49% | 49 |
| #4 | Coco Diego | 47% | 90 |
| #5 | Squall | 38% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Machinegun Negev&Autonoob Master | 55% | 130 |
| #2 | sust4iN | 53% | 188 |
| #3 | PercevalZ | 49% | 49 |
| #4 | Coco Diego | 47% | 90 |
| #5 | Squall | 38% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sust4iN | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Squall | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Coco Diego | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Machinegun Negev&Autonoob Master | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | PercevalZ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sust4iN | 586 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | Squall | 223 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | PercevalZ | 116 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Coco Diego | 34 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Machinegun Negev&Autonoob Master | 20 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sust4iN | +1.26 | 30 | 55 |
| #2 | Machinegun Negev&Autonoob Master | +0.90 | 14 | 19 |
| #3 | Coco Diego | +0.61 | 31 | 39 |
| #4 | Squall | +0.08 | 50 | 60 |
| #5 | PercevalZ | -0.97 | 30 | 54 |





