








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 770 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 395 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4682 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,952 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3227 | 19% |
| Smokes | 6400 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 2953 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4372 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,421,925 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blexen | 63% | 72 |
| #2 | hetrix | 52% | 124 |
| #3 | kilianus777#スキル/निप<3J | 51% | 451 |
| #4 | Cipro_ | 48% | 121 |
| #5 | xTaito21 | 44% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blexen | 63% | 72 |
| #2 | hetrix | 52% | 124 |
| #3 | kilianus777#スキル/निप<3J | 51% | 451 |
| #4 | Cipro_ | 48% | 121 |
| #5 | xTaito21 | 44% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kilianus777#スキル/निप<3J | 12 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Cipro_ | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | hetrix | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | blexen | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | xTaito21 | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kilianus777#スキル/निप<3J | 504 | 0.05 | 12 min |
| #2 | hetrix | 469 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #3 | xTaito21 | 217 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #4 | Cipro_ | 178 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | blexen | 175 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hetrix | +2.04 | 73 | 66 |
| #2 | 3dfx♿ | +1.22 | 77 | 60 |
| #3 | blexen | +1.20 | 84 | 62 |
| #4 | xTaito21 | -0.53 | 72 | 65 |
| #5 | kilianus777#スキル/निप<3J | -1.08 | 66 | 66 |





