








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 551 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 309 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10392 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,730 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5341 | 18% |
| Smokes | 10002 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 6626 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7761 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,166,422 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1k | 78% | 86 |
| #2 | xxyzz/A/ | 70% | 144 |
| #3 | smoke64 | 67% | 86 |
| #4 | Rey Cherlez | 66% | 58 |
| #5 | deL. | 64% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1k | +5.49 | 94 | 76 |
| #2 | crOw-HHL | +3.05 | 83 | 69 |
| #3 | xxyzz/A/ | +2.23 | 70 | 68 |
| #4 | smoke64 | +2.21 | 82 | 78 |
| #5 | 0nEl0vE_3m | +1.88 | 81 | 56 |





