








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 937 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 474 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 153 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10259 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,837 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11310 | 41% |
| Smokes | 6742 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7451 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2334 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,100,786 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2262 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crOw-HHL | 16 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | xxyzz/A/ | 11 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | deL. | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | 3ndobombeR | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | s1k | 5 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xxyzz/A/ | 771 | 0.25 | 18 min |
| #2 | crOw-HHL | 719 | 0.08 | 22 min |
| #3 | deL. | 699 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #4 | s1k | 577 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #5 | 3ndobombeR | 557 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dexteR ❤ | +5.10 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | s1k | +4.46 | 93 | 76 |
| #3 | crOw-HHL | +2.41 | 82 | 70 |
| #4 | 0nEl0vE_3m | +1.87 | 80 | 56 |
| #5 | xxyzz/A/ | +1.43 | 68 | 70 |





