








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2099 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 521 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10850 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,704 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9642 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6764 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6188 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7110 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,689,261 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1925 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V3n0mTV | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | WλLLe | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Tottii | 2 | 0.0002 |
| #4 | shift11 | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | twitch.tv/t0bs69 | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tottii | 1865 | 0.19 | 50 min |
| #2 | shift11 | 1786 | 0.29 | 46 min |
| #3 | HighFive | 489 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #4 | V3n0mTV | 433 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #5 | caLipo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 409 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wipseN:D | +4.10 | 75 | 82 |
| #2 | WλLLe | +2.84 | 80 | 69 |
| #3 | FataL | +1.19 | 85 | 60 |
| #4 | Tottii | +0.52 | 82 | 77 |
| #5 | crade | +0.44 | 76 | 71 |





