








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2989 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,017 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3208 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3044 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2384 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2381 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $952,900 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kerox | 71% | 73 |
| #2 | basix | 59% | 175 |
| #3 | SNAj | 55% | 198 |
| #4 | Barbe brune | 52% | 200 |
| #5 | Why_So_Serious | 51% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | basix | 59% | 175 |
| #3 | SNAj | 55% | 198 |
| #4 | Barbe brune | 52% | 200 |
| #5 | Why_So_Serious | 51% | 122 |
| #6 | Drüss.. | 50% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SNAj | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Barbe brune | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | kerox | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | basix | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Drüss.. | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SNAj | 891 | 0.21 | 25 min |
| #2 | Barbe brune | 876 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #3 | basix | 555 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #4 | Why_So_Serious | 325 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | kerox | 199 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lloyd | +2.38 | 74 | 72 |
| #2 | basix | +1.78 | 73 | 70 |
| #3 | SNAj | +0.95 | 56 | 79 |
| #4 | kerox | -0.48 | 48 | 68 |
| #5 | Barbe brune | -1.80 | 37 | 46 |





