








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 414 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2460 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,194 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2461 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3573 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2762 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1398 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,572,213 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 391 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hullukukko | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | JuukelsPuukels | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | Luikku | 49% | 57 |
| #4 | ℜ𝔲𝔲𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔱 ✟ | 49% | 84 |
| #5 | pentti köyri | 46% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Luikku | 49% | 57 |
| #4 | ℜ𝔲𝔲𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔱 ✟ | 49% | 84 |
| #5 | pentti köyri | 46% | 79 |
| #6 | Domsu | 43% | 21 |
| #7 | jööti | 38% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jööti | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Luikku | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | ℜ𝔲𝔲𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔱 ✟ | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Hullukukko | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Domsu | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jööti | 315 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #2 | pentti köyri | 187 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Luikku | 118 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | JuukelsPuukels | 83 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Domsu | 57 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuukelsPuukels | +2.40 | 71 | 40 |
| #2 | jööti | +0.67 | 41 | 74 |
| #3 | Luikku | +0.03 | 50 | 63 |
| #4 | ℜ𝔲𝔲𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔱 ✟ | -0.27 | 54 | 62 |
| #5 | pentti köyri | -0.61 | 46 | 55 |





