








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 451 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 411 matches | ||
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,054 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6286 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3384 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4943 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3441 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,022,822 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 249 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Man of Steel GG | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Konkord ᓚᘏᗢ | 6 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | WHIFFU | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | anna ᓚᘏᗢ | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | taylol | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taylol | 1144 | 0.46 | 38 min |
| #2 | WHIFFU | 600 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #3 | anna ᓚᘏᗢ | 177 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | gypdank | 139 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | skiM | 136 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Man of Steel GG | +3.89 | 77 | 54 |
| #2 | Konkord ᓚᘏᗢ | +2.73 | 81 | 67 |
| #3 | taylol | +0.61 | 44 | 82 |
| #4 | WHIFFU | -0.29 | 54 | 63 |
| #5 | s gamer🛸 | -0.49 | 72 | 64 |





