








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 490 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3957 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5506 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5371 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3602 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4373 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $638,831 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fcb_jsx | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | Ruby Da Cherry | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | d r e w | 57% | 132 |
| #4 | Prae | 56% | 109 |
| #5 | blaze-_o | 55% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d u n g l o l | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | d r e w | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Zeff | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | d e v v .xi | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | blaze-_o | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d u n g l o l | +1.55 | 62 | 70 |
| #2 | TG4M | +1.26 | 88 | 48 |
| #3 | Garbologist. | +0.96 | 59 | 80 |
| #4 | fcb_jsx | +0.86 | 58 | 73 |
| #5 | morEz | +0.29 | 77 | 66 |





