








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 686 matches | ||
| Faceit | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 142 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7389 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,181 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11196 | 29% |
| Smokes | 12024 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 7244 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 7717 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,570,058 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 335 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruby Da Cherry | 53% | 72 |
| #2 | Garbologist. | 50% | 250 |
| #3 | fcb_jsx | 50% | 109 |
| #4 | blaze-_o | 49% | 293 |
| #5 | morEz | 49% | 245 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Zeff | 44% | 117 |
| #9 | TG4M | 44% | 136 |
| #10 | d r e w | 44% | 304 |
| #11 | d u n g l o l | 44% | 278 |
| #12 | Im a Victim | 40% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d r e w | 18 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Garbologist. | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | blaze-_o | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | d u n g l o l | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | morEz | 6 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fcb_jsx | +2.00 | 57 | 72 |
| #2 | d u n g l o l | +1.56 | 66 | 70 |
| #3 | TG4M | +1.12 | 88 | 50 |
| #4 | Garbologist. | +0.81 | 59 | 80 |
| #5 | Im a Victim | +0.35 | 74 | 50 |





