








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1261 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,664 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 645 | 24% |
| Smokes | 552 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 686 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 781 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $456,492 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil ugly hime | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | guanyu | 67% | 27 |
| #3 | L1me_-🐢 | 62% | 45 |
| #4 | RΛW DΛWG 생 | 62% | 34 |
| #5 | 1BET | 56% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | L1nk | 54% | 24 |
| #7 | unx | 51% | 80 |
| #8 | noclip ` | 45% | 11 |
| #9 | LIL UGLY HIME | 45% | 64 |
| #10 | bROWNMAn | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1BET | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | unx | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | LIL UGLY HIME | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | L1me_-🐢 | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LIL UGLY HIME | 200 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | unx | 142 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | L1me_-🐢 | 132 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | 1BET | 111 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | guanyu | 105 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1me_-🐢 | +2.58 | 84 | 54 |
| #2 | guanyu | +2.47 | 71 | 76 |
| #3 | joon | +1.36 | 63 | 56 |
| #4 | unx | +0.44 | 79 | 54 |
| #5 | 1BET | +0.03 | 74 | 59 |





