








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1364 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,980 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 748 | 25% |
| Smokes | 855 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 754 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 623 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $655,450 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | joon | 51% | 80 |
| #9 | LIL UGLY HIME | 49% | 80 |
| #10 | 1BET | 48% | 65 |
| #11 | lil ugly hime | 47% | 19 |
| #12 | bROWNMAn | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1BET | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | LIL UGLY HIME | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | RΛW DΛWG 생 | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | L1me_-🐢 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | bROWNMAn | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LIL UGLY HIME | 247 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | guanyu | 225 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | L1me_-🐢 | 202 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | joon | 115 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | 1BET | 64 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1me_-🐢 | +2.32 | 84 | 53 |
| #2 | guanyu | +1.72 | 73 | 73 |
| #3 | bao | +1.67 | 77 | 67 |
| #4 | joon | +1.21 | 63 | 57 |
| #5 | unx | +0.38 | 78 | 54 |





