








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 883 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 325 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4372 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,639 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5183 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4610 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2593 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3253 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,753,793 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 257 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShiG[J] | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | bENNY7 | 56% | 43 |
| #3 | duvan🕊 | 55% | 85 |
| #4 | Logik | 53% | 163 |
| #5 | Jabooty | 53% | 205 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Galilya | 50% | 212 |
| #12 | Broder Jimmie | 49% | 143 |
| #13 | Briggley | 49% | 43 |
| #14 | Jormungand | 43% | 30 |
| #15 | xDanko | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mopemup | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Logik | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Galilya | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Jabooty | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Broder Jimmie | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mopemup | 1497 | 0.22 | 41 min |
| #2 | Jabooty | 1022 | 0.24 | 23 min |
| #3 | Logik | 546 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #4 | duvan🕊 | 344 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #5 | Broder Jimmie | 179 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bENNY7 | +2.57 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | Mopemup | +2.21 | 75 | 72 |
| #3 | duvan🕊 | +1.84 | 81 | 83 |
| #4 | ShiG[J] | +1.69 | 75 | 74 |
| #5 | Logik | +1.67 | 79 | 62 |





