








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 568 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2799 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,977 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3649 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2043 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3922 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2363 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $557,087 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 301 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r33n | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | INETikone | 69% | 42 |
| #3 | petoR | 62% | 34 |
| #4 | bauer michi | 57% | 56 |
| #5 | pdy | 55% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s3Rb!aN | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | INETikone | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | bauer michi | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | r33n | 2 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pdy | 268 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| #2 | s3Rb!aN | 189 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | INETikone | 117 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | petoR | 106 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | rvnlicious~ | 102 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | empire | +1.45 | 65 | 69 |
| #2 | pdy | +0.99 | 84 | 86 |
| #3 | bauer michi | +0.93 | 83 | 63 |
| #4 | r33n | +0.57 | 71 | 76 |
| #5 | INETikone | +0.28 | 61 | 75 |





