








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1391 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,560 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1119 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1391 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1553 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1497 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $457,511 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | empire | 57% | 56 |
| #4 | INETikone | 53% | 88 |
| #5 | petoR | 50% | 22 |
| #6 | s3Rb!aN | 45% | 31 |
| #7 | POWERMAN | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | INETikone | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | empire | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | s3Rb!aN | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | INETikone | 186 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | pdy | 111 | 0.34 | 3 min |
| #3 | empire | 102 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | POWERMAN | 75 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | petoR | 75 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bauer michi | +1.60 | 89 | 59 |
| #2 | empire | +1.18 | 67 | 64 |
| #3 | s3Rb!aN | +0.31 | 68 | 68 |
| #4 | petoR | +0.13 | 72 | 74 |
| #5 | INETikone | -0.60 | 65 | 69 |





