








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 123 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4286 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,897 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4776 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4883 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3021 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4217 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,228,821 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHEECH | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | Xenake | 62% | 34 |
| #3 | Darmendas | 57% | 30 |
| #4 | Tijl. | 55% | 64 |
| #5 | Rijst | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tijl. | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | CHEECH | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tijl. | +3.20 | 76 | 72 |
| #2 | Trax | +1.15 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | Xenake | +0.76 | 48 | 66 |
| #4 | CHEECH | -0.17 | 67 | 73 |
| #5 | Rijst | -0.85 | 61 | 76 |





