








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 292 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3034 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,455 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5041 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3803 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2401 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3210 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $695,009 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tijl. | 58% | 138 |
| #2 | Beram | 55% | 47 |
| #3 | CHEECH | 52% | 101 |
| #4 | clitmaster | 52% | 141 |
| #5 | Noah Fence | 52% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Xenake | 44% | 126 |
| #13 | 4nti | 43% | 70 |
| #14 | BeeLz | 38% | 40 |
| #15 | ♀︎ Agnieszka ☼ | 37% | 30 |
| #16 | Archi | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tijl. | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | clitmaster | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | CHEECH | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Noah Fence | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | LOENERT | 3 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adio | +2.82 | 65 | 77 |
| #2 | clitmaster | +2.70 | 60 | 76 |
| #3 | Tijl. | +2.02 | 75 | 72 |
| #4 | ♀︎ Agnieszka ☼ | +0.43 | 75 | 63 |
| #5 | Noah Fence | +0.43 | 64 | 47 |





