








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1309 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 266 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7706 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,815 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8530 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7408 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6224 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7653 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,505,654 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rijst | 58% | 138 |
| #2 | adio | 56% | 77 |
| #3 | Trax | 55% | 64 |
| #4 | JeR | 54% | 127 |
| #5 | levi | 53% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tijl. | +2.90 | 78 | 69 |
| #2 | adio | +2.66 | 64 | 75 |
| #3 | clitmaster | +2.16 | 58 | 76 |
| #4 | Noah Fence | +0.29 | 60 | 48 |
| #5 | Trax | -0.50 | 79 | 68 |





