








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 508 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Faceit | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 139 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3885 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,953 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3546 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3593 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3728 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3086 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,797,826 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 284 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s0c | 66% | 77 |
| #2 | Trofast | 53% | 64 |
| #3 | STAN | 52% | 132 |
| #4 | Luring1 | 52% | 200 |
| #5 | Derelict | 50% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neon | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Luring1 | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | tRUPR | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | s0c | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Veldiz💦💦💦 | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s0c | +3.35 | 84 | 76 |
| #2 | Luring1 | +3.10 | 80 | 73 |
| #3 | Fonk | +2.39 | 86 | 72 |
| #4 | Milked͎ | +0.83 | 80 | 68 |
| #5 | Veldiz💦💦💦 | +0.70 | 72 | 71 |





