








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 640 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 404 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5925 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,012 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3900 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5003 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4482 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3627 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,457,613 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bonesawbone | 58% | 109 |
| #2 | INFUSIONNN | 56% | 90 |
| #3 | SNappie™ | 54% | 149 |
| #4 | Bongo | 54% | 63 |
| #5 | Hephie | 48% | 265 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | INFUSIONNN | 56% | 90 |
| #3 | SNappie™ | 54% | 149 |
| #4 | Bongo | 54% | 63 |
| #5 | Hephie | 48% | 265 |
| #6 | Aaronairo | 46% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hephie | 15 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | SNappie™ | 14 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Bongo | 12 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | bonesawbone | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | INFUSIONNN | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hephie | 634 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #2 | bonesawbone | 385 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | SNappie™ | 338 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | INFUSIONNN | 163 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Aaronairo | 74 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | `..°W3stY°®¹ | +2.06 | 68 | 63 |
| #2 | INFUSIONNN | +1.82 | 68 | 69 |
| #3 | Aaronairo | -0.37 | 70 | 60 |
| #4 | bonesawbone | -0.61 | 53 | 71 |
| #5 | SNappie™ | -0.78 | 53 | 62 |





