








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1688 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,184 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2900 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1398 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1895 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 991 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $391,715 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | orj | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | BigPlaysGus | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | StepDro | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | JakeG | 46% | 41 |
| #5 | gus | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | JakeG | 46% | 41 |
| #5 | gus | 45% | 11 |
| #6 | Ktulu #GSU | 41% | 27 |
| #7 | rahvin #GSU | 40% | 42 |
| #8 | Trump | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rahvin #GSU | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rahvin #GSU | 234 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #2 | JakeG | 92 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Ktulu #GSU | 92 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | orj | 71 | 0.33 | 2 min |
| #5 | BigPlaysGus | 68 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | orj | +3.57 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | JakeG | +3.12 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | gus | +2.45 | 83 | 73 |
| #4 | StepDro | +2.36 | 84 | 63 |
| #5 | BigPlaysGus | +1.53 | 77 | 76 |





