








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 576 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 168 matches | ||
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2848 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,272 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1596 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2399 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2702 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1575 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,510,146 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 553 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b1ff | 53% | 112 |
| #2 | ✝ tomb | 50% | 120 |
| #3 | PLYYBMANE666 [s] | 48% | 199 |
| #4 | wiqqle [s] | 47% | 180 |
| #5 | pava [s] | 45% | 204 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | wiqqle [s] | 47% | 180 |
| #5 | pava [s] | 45% | 204 |
| #6 | HornHornsen | 44% | 116 |
| #7 | örTTTTT | 42% | 77 |
| #8 | ∼*∼pyro∼*∼ | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pava [s] | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | wiqqle [s] | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | ✝ tomb | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | HornHornsen | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | PLYYBMANE666 [s] | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PLYYBMANE666 [s] | 736 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #2 | ✝ tomb | 713 | 0.28 | 18 min |
| #3 | pava [s] | 707 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #4 | wiqqle [s] | 252 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | ∼*∼pyro∼*∼ | 111 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PLYYBMANE666 [s] | +3.26 | 71 | 77 |
| #2 | ✝ tomb | +2.85 | 70 | 76 |
| #3 | pava [s] | +0.46 | 72 | 72 |
| #4 | Pawtey | -0.38 | 76 | 49 |
| #5 | wiqqle [s] | -0.88 | 63 | 60 |





