








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 327 matches | ||
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7209 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,184 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10748 | 38% |
| Smokes | 7139 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4912 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5385 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,645,651 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 833 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remoy | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | fredejohs | 65% | 31 |
| #3 | Fons | 60% | 103 |
| #4 | MhJ | 60% | 35 |
| #5 | Where's the confetti? | 60% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ceu | 559 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #2 | Pumba | 554 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #3 | Raasted | 388 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | Fons | 313 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | Khazardkdk | 143 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remoy | +5.09 | 84 | 69 |
| #2 | VuFFeR | +3.76 | 71 | 79 |
| #3 | fredejohs | +1.82 | 73 | 60 |
| #4 | køllen | +0.57 | 76 | 47 |
| #5 | Fons | -0.12 | 48 | 64 |





