








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,330 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 657 | 28% |
| Smokes | 633 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 542 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 498 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $439,897 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Harek4t | 46% | 13 |
| #8 | Monobraum | 46% | 57 |
| #9 | Akes | 41% | 17 |
| #10 | tehturner | 40% | 5 |
| #11 | Rfss21 (René) | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HellkNighT | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Monobraum | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Harek4t | 1 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Rfss21 (René) | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAT767 | 141 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Monobraum | 90 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | HellkNighT | 60 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Akes | 50 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Rfss21 (René) | 27 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HjortH | +3.64 | 72 | 56 |
| #2 | Harek4t | +3.01 | 70 | 72 |
| #3 | MAT767 | +1.85 | 58 | 70 |
| #4 | HellkNighT | +1.28 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | Silverwreck | +0.45 | 72 | 64 |





