








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 692 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 448 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6183 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,815 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2025 | 11% |
| Smokes | 4762 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5595 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 6433 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,788,015 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β¨π
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| #2 | HjortH | 52% | 217 |
| #3 | SigMa- | 48% | 64 |
| #4 | MAT767 | 48% | 334 |
| #5 | Silverwreck | 48% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HjortH | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Monobraum | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | MAT767 | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | β¨π
Ώπ
»π
°ππ
Ύπ
½ ββ€ | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Silverwreck | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAT767 | 1212 | 0.17 | 33 min |
| #2 | Monobraum | 637 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #3 | Silverwreck | 343 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | Rfss21 (RenΓ©) | 297 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | HjortH | 278 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HjortH | +2.78 | 70 | 54 |
| #2 | β¨π
Ώπ
»π
°ππ
Ύπ
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| #3 | MAT767 | +0.78 | 58 | 72 |
| #4 | HellkNighT | +0.39 | 65 | 63 |
| #5 | Silverwreck | +0.37 | 83 | 60 |





