








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 295 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1709 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,580 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1268 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1076 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1760 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1476 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $751,513 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blizker | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | schRsch | 64% | 22 |
| #3 | eRz | 58% | 101 |
| #4 | deus | 54% | 112 |
| #5 | Gernhart Reinzimmern | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | deus | 54% | 112 |
| #5 | Gernhart Reinzimmern | 54% | 24 |
| #6 | CHEF-KOCH | 52% | 23 |
| #7 | m1chi | 51% | 86 |
| #8 | Nahasa | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deus | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | eRz | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Gernhart Reinzimmern | 3 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | m1chi | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Nahasa | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deus | 483 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | eRz | 366 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | m1chi | 196 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Gernhart Reinzimmern | 89 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | schRsch | 63 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eRz | +2.80 | 73 | 64 |
| #2 | CHEF-KOCH | +1.06 | 52 | 71 |
| #3 | blizker | +0.82 | 79 | 71 |
| #4 | m1chi | +0.03 | 65 | 58 |
| #5 | schRsch | -0.00 | 32 | 73 |





