








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1539 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 826 matches | ||
| Wingman | 137 matches | ||
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 142 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11846 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 59,619 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18205 | 31% |
| Smokes | 13679 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 15113 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 12622 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,939,647 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 844 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d1eh4rd | 55% | 142 |
| #2 | CHEF-KOCH | 55% | 84 |
| #3 | t1mo | 54% | 112 |
| #4 | blizker | 53% | 268 |
| #5 | eRz | 52% | 747 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | eRz | 52% | 747 |
| #6 | Gernhart Reinzimmern | 50% | 153 |
| #7 | m1chi | 49% | 650 |
| #8 | schRsch | 47% | 179 |
| #9 | hakken\ | 41% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eRz | 23 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | m1chi | 21 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | blizker | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Gernhart Reinzimmern | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | d1eh4rd | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eRz | 2392 | 0.16 | 62 min |
| #2 | m1chi | 1014 | 0.07 | 21 min |
| #3 | Gernhart Reinzimmern | 543 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #4 | schRsch | 411 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #5 | hakken\ | 321 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eRz | +3.21 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | hakken\ | +1.00 | 76 | 71 |
| #3 | blizker | +0.47 | 71 | 61 |
| #4 | deus | +0.01 | 65 | 75 |
| #5 | CHEF-KOCH | -0.31 | 58 | 64 |





