








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1032 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 595 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




138 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8389 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,422 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4684 | 16% |
| Smokes | 9063 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 9021 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 5654 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,159,321 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 495 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thick Water | 56% | 126 |
| #2 | jsrwr | 50% | 322 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thick Water | 56% | 126 |
| #2 | jsrwr | 50% | 322 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jsrwr | 35 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Thick Water | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jsrwr | 657 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #2 | Thick Water | 365 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zx. BARRRRRRIN' | +0.94 | 62 | 57 |
| #2 | Thick Water | -0.08 | 66 | 61 |
| #3 | jsrwr | -0.95 | 67 | 63 |





