








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 669 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 522 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4746 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4351 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5614 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5440 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3313 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,696,448 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 535 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thick Water | 55% | 173 |
| #2 | RuffingtoN- | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | zx. BARRRRRRIN' | 50% | 322 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thick Water | 55% | 173 |
| #2 | RuffingtoN- | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | zx. BARRRRRRIN' | 50% | 322 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zx. BARRRRRRIN' | 46 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Thick Water | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | RuffingtoN- | 4 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zx. BARRRRRRIN' | 709 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #2 | Thick Water | 476 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | RuffingtoN- | 63 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuffingtoN- | +2.65 | 86 | 46 |
| #2 | zx. BARRRRRRIN' | +0.80 | 61 | 57 |
| #3 | Thick Water | +0.07 | 69 | 61 |
| #4 | jsrwr | -0.73 | 68 | 64 |





