








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 394 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Renown | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2529 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,649 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3227 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4027 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3731 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3664 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $541,531 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 204 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Funky | 53% | 19 |
| #7 | Xtazy <1nf3ct> | 50% | 20 |
| #8 | herbie | 50% | 20 |
| #9 | Almar :* | 45% | 49 |
| #10 | ScareCrow <1nf3ct> | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smokey | +2.41 | 79 | 76 |
| #2 | ScareCrow <1nf3ct> | +2.02 | 66 | 72 |
| #3 | Iceman | +1.47 | 70 | 75 |
| #4 | Mankind | +0.80 | 41 | 66 |
| #5 | Murkur | +0.74 | 70 | 71 |





