








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1304 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 2,069 | |
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6765 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,182 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4923 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4088 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2992 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4179 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,375,984 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2783 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrederikWors凸(¬‿¬)凸 | 70% | 43 |
| #2 | ChrisTurner | 70% | 89 |
| #3 | FarmandGram | 69% | 49 |
| #4 | Vingegardium Levijonas | 65% | 103 |
| #5 | ✪Lupo | 64% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | O.G.P - Snurrebassen | 56% | 39 |
| #10 | MiaMalina | 56% | 48 |
| #11 | Naduki | 55% | 33 |
| #12 | L4mpe | 49% | 35 |
| #13 | ♥Plop !♥ | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vingegardium Levijonas | +6.72 | 89 | 54 |
| #2 | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | +3.94 | 81 | 63 |
| #3 | ✪Lupo | +2.64 | 78 | 71 |
| #4 | ChrisTurner | +0.81 | 76 | 64 |
| #5 | FrederikWors凸(¬‿¬)凸 | +0.75 | 76 | 58 |





