








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3730 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 77 matches | ||
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 174 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,865 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8501 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6967 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 10482 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 6915 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,194,876 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1324 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 64% | 80 |
| #2 | d0n_Spurgt | 63% | 89 |
| #3 | FrederikWors凸(¬‿¬)凸 | 57% | 47 |
| #4 | ChrisTurner | 55% | 342 |
| #5 | Dinge | 51% | 245 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | O.G.P - Snurrebassen | 43% | 213 |
| #9 | DonGlorm | 41% | 75 |
| #10 | L4mpe | 40% | 196 |
| #11 | CamillaDK | 32% | 131 |
| #12 | GuFFe | 29% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | +3.23 | 75 | 68 |
| #2 | ✪Lupo | +3.15 | 78 | 72 |
| #3 | FrederikWors凸(¬‿¬)凸 | +2.27 | 74 | 58 |
| #4 | d0n_Spurgt | +1.88 | 80 | 76 |
| #5 | O.G.P - Snurrebassen | +1.86 | 66 | 45 |





