








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 606 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 321 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4412 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,430 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1949 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2601 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3895 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2985 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,043,868 of utility $322 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 265 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | creeko | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | Karl Arschnikov | 68% | 40 |
| #3 | Akki | 67% | 27 |
| #4 | Caim | 64% | 36 |
| #5 | TԋҽRιɳG | 63% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Egeland | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Timbo | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | .teil | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | ALF! | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Ken0 | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | creeko | +2.50 | 59 | 67 |
| #2 | Karl Arschnikov | +2.42 | 61 | 68 |
| #3 | bONNY_- | +1.70 | 75 | 63 |
| #4 | .teil | +1.41 | 44 | 66 |
| #5 | ALF! | +0.85 | 70 | 62 |





