








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1779 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1258 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1662 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1456 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1072 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $592,721 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | insaneNESK | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Optix :> | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | iLiM.76. | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | net | 54% | 28 |
| #5 | twitch.tv/R4mboTV | 52% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Frag0r | 47% | 15 |
| #9 | qwertzN | 46% | 13 |
| #10 | krayzie! | 42% | 19 |
| #11 | Mo_O | 37% | 19 |
| #12 | !RuNNeR | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/R4mboTV | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | _qwertzN | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | net | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Mo_O | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | iLiM.76. | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/R4mboTV | 283 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | _qwertzN | 98 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Optix :> | 71 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | qwertzN | 56 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | net | 53 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qwertzN | +3.13 | 71 | 76 |
| #2 | _qwertzN | +2.64 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | insaneNESK | +1.96 | 63 | 69 |
| #4 | twitch.tv/R4mboTV | +0.91 | 79 | 71 |
| #5 | volizzle | +0.09 | 64 | 60 |





