








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 568 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 334 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4576 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,645 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6211 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4633 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5452 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2349 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $512,516 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2857 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | --Gr3g-- | 48% | 104 |
| #8 | cork | 47% | 93 |
| #9 | FalcoN' | 47% | 143 |
| #10 | wally | 43% | 28 |
| #11 | Mr. Pink | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | animus | 14 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | --Gr3g-- | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | brakker* | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Gham | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | FalcoN' | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FalcoN' | 608 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #2 | animus | 560 | 0.24 | 15 min |
| #3 | --Gr3g-- | 306 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | Chocpong | 227 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | brakker* | 152 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | animus | +4.31 | 75 | 68 |
| #2 | Chocpong | +0.64 | 58 | 75 |
| #3 | FalcoN' | +0.48 | 58 | 72 |
| #4 | wally | +0.12 | 68 | 61 |
| #5 | tomskeeZ | +0.03 | 69 | 65 |





