








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 193 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1356 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,672 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1537 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2138 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1472 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1525 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $434,594 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Man of Steel | 70% | 30 |
| #2 | noobRilo5 | 69% | 16 |
| #3 | hmph | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | cawa | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | ALuHaRD | 56% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ELha | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | ProIndy | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | morski | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Rilo$ | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | hmph | 2 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | morski | 151 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | ELha | 142 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | Rilo$ | 124 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | ProIndy | 121 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Man of Steel | 56 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hmph | +7.03 | 84 | 71 |
| #2 | cawa | +5.13 | 71 | 63 |
| #3 | ELha | +2.06 | 70 | 69 |
| #4 | ALuHaRD | +0.77 | 81 | 67 |
| #5 | Man of Steel | +0.38 | 49 | 75 |





