








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 727 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 363 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 1,737 | |
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 194 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4081 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4868 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6233 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4518 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4036 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,342,548 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ci.ai.ei | 70% | 30 |
| #2 | dfokki | 68% | 50 |
| #3 | hmph | 55% | 53 |
| #4 | FL | 54% | 157 |
| #5 | MrPerky | 53% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rilo$ | 533 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | FL | 358 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | dfokki | 112 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | hmph | 90 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | MrPerky | 78 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hmph | +5.27 | 83 | 69 |
| #2 | FL | +4.57 | 84 | 69 |
| #3 | myrgeN | +4.55 | 87 | 69 |
| #4 | dfokki | +0.76 | 61 | 66 |
| #5 | [fll.fi] WAauu | +0.62 | 38 | 72 |





