








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
662 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,639 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 291 | 18% |
| Smokes | 430 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 345 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 573 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $220,421 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zuupix | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | b3n5 | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | MSTNG | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | ZukwiZ | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | NZyyy* ♥M | 1 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b3n5 | 78 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | MSTNG | 64 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Zuupix | 57 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | ZukwiZ | 44 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | NootNoot | 17 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hoff | +6.59 | 91 | 75 |
| #2 | NZyyy* ♥M | +6.48 | 94 | 60 |
| #3 | behanc- | +3.11 | 79 | 77 |
| #4 | b3n5 | +2.63 | 74 | 53 |
| #5 | sylle | +2.40 | 69 | 71 |





