










System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
46 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 190 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 63 | 33% |
| Smokes | 50 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 30 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 47 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $9,080 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donny Crane | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | se0rFPS | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Dathrix22 | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | prosus | 75% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donny Crane | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | se0rFPS | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Dathrix22 | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | prosus | 75% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | se0rFPS | 1 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | Dathrix22 | 1 | 0.0119 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dathrix22 | 24 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| #2 | se0rFPS | 18 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| #3 | prosus | 8 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | Donny Crane | 4 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dathrix22 | +4.37 | 84 | 75 |
| #2 | prosus | +1.66 | 92 | 77 |
| #3 | gob b | +1.34 | 95 | 79 |
| #4 | se0rFPS | -0.79 | 71 | 77 |
| #5 | Donny Crane | -0.98 | 59 | 52 |





