








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1682 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,293 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 880 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1376 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1460 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1577 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $541,721 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brink :3 | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | ¤Hyrde'*' | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | zevve | 60% | 47 |
| #4 | LyMZツ | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | +Zeeerix@ | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zevve | 7 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Eo0 | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | LyMZツ | 2 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | brink :3 | 2 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | LUMSEN | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUMSEN | +4.40 | 96 | 66 |
| #2 | brink :3 | +2.51 | 75 | 79 |
| #3 | zevve | +2.32 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | ¤Hyrde'*' | +1.84 | 61 | 72 |
| #5 | LyMZツ | +1.34 | 63 | 69 |





