








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 486 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Esplay | 27 matches | 1,796 | |
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2549 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,278 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3194 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2288 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1990 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1806 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $750,710 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 753 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | jemi | 38% | 104 |
| #11 | Aville | 38% | 102 |
| #12 | Konna | 34% | 89 |
| #13 | Neitsyt Maria | 29% | 24 |
| #14 | RasistiTero | 22% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Konna | 352 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | ™StarHippoZᴿᴬᴳᴱ | 289 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | jemi | 241 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | Aville | 221 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | oranssirahkapulla | 107 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poweri | +5.63 | 76 | 49 |
| #2 | oranssirahkapulla | +4.61 | 82 | 62 |
| #3 | jemi | +4.36 | 88 | 58 |
| #4 | choco | +2.99 | 83 | 71 |
| #5 | Konna | +1.00 | 82 | 62 |





