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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 63 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
630 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,735 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 921 | 34% |
| Smokes | 629 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 746 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 439 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $291,049 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stz | 50% | 16 |
| #2 | ryan | 44% | 25 |
| #3 | ODoyle8D | 38% | 21 |
| #4 | Jove | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | KIM JONG POON | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ryan | 44% | 25 |
| #3 | ODoyle8D | 38% | 21 |
| #4 | Jove | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | KIM JONG POON | 35% | 17 |
| #6 | eMarr | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ODoyle8D | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | stz | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stz | 76 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | ODoyle8D | 73 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | ryan | 51 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | eMarr | 28 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jove | 20 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ODoyle8D | +3.92 | 76 | 84 |
| #2 | Jove | +3.58 | 73 | 72 |
| #3 | ryan | +3.20 | 76 | 70 |
| #4 | eMarr | +0.32 | 67 | 67 |
| #5 | stz | -1.20 | 57 | 78 |





