








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4626 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,784 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5652 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5270 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5107 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3755 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $875,459 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Super Kaiyajin | 48% | 176 |
| #10 | LUi | 47% | 93 |
| #11 | KuschL #yeet | 46% | 59 |
| #12 | DOBZ | 45% | 40 |
| #13 | m0ndayw0w d:] | 37% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cASK | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | chrizzo | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | JØNZ :] | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | riKO | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Super Kaiyajin | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrizzo | +2.33 | 84 | 78 |
| #2 | riKO | +0.39 | 75 | 67 |
| #3 | bLacKKKKKKKK | +0.36 | 73 | 68 |
| #4 | JØNZ :] | +0.33 | 79 | 60 |
| #5 | m0ndayw0w d:] | +0.29 | 83 | 55 |





