








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1103 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,253 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 599 | 18% |
| Smokes | 682 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1323 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 649 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $162,704 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imposta | 60% | 68 |
| #2 | __ | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | Capt. JE$U$ [ #N1NjA ] | 55% | 40 |
| #4 | ant1 | 54% | 137 |
| #5 | Malvo | 54% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | __ | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | Capt. JE$U$ [ #N1NjA ] | 55% | 40 |
| #4 | ant1 | 54% | 137 |
| #5 | Malvo | 54% | 39 |
| #6 | emoney[HH] | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ant1 | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | imposta | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Malvo | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Capt. JE$U$ [ #N1NjA ] | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imposta | 284 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #2 | ant1 | 206 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | Capt. JE$U$ [ #N1NjA ] | 104 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | __ | 97 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Malvo | 79 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imposta | +1.64 | 84 | 75 |
| #2 | Capt. JE$U$ [ #N1NjA ] | +0.35 | 73 | 64 |
| #3 | ant1 | +0.09 | 76 | 68 |
| #4 | john1 | -0.16 | 84 | 57 |
| #5 | emoney[HH] | -0.70 | 74 | 51 |





