








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 773 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 360 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4092 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,482 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3704 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4932 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4854 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3992 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,060,190 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sephii | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | cOSTEUS | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Slers™ | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | O J 💉💊 | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Uncle Johnny | 4 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ookeez | +3.37 | 81 | 75 |
| #2 | Cocopop | +2.28 | 68 | 70 |
| #3 | Opa | +1.84 | 61 | 62 |
| #4 | dog | +1.71 | 62 | 74 |
| #5 | cOSTEUS | +1.53 | 68 | 73 |





