








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 602 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 297 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4718 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,272 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5215 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5029 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2757 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3271 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $822,483 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Opa | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | dog | 53% | 55 |
| #3 | O-DE | 53% | 80 |
| #4 | Cocopop | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | cOSTEUS | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | O J ๐๐ | 15 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Slersโข | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Sephii | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | O-DE | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Sir_Tuke | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slersโข | 615 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #2 | O J ๐๐ | 410 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #3 | O-DE | 336 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | Sephii | 227 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | dog | 216 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ookeez | +3.27 | 78 | 75 |
| #2 | cOSTEUS | +1.57 | 66 | 69 |
| #3 | Cocopop | +1.53 | 65 | 64 |
| #4 | dog | +1.46 | 64 | 72 |
| #5 | O-DE | +0.27 | 48 | 57 |





